Twilight fans, please don’t hold this against me, but I’m not one of you. I have not read the books and have no desire to do so. I haven’t seen the first movie and have no desire to do so. When I see the commercials for New Moon on TV, I laugh at all the slow motion fighting. What is this, a teen romance vampire Matrix flick?
So you can all get a good laugh – my wife wants me to go see this movie with her. And with her birthday coming up, I don’t see how I’m going to get out of it.
But don’t let my misfortune stop you from entering the Twilight New Moon contest at Toys R Us.
Also, check out the NECA store on Amazon – Twilight is their best-selling action figure line. I wish it were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.