What’s Friday without another installment of CaptionFigurePics.com?
One of the first things that came to mind when I got the Masters of the Universe King Hssss in hand (thank you, Mattel!) was how Jake the Snake Roberts would feel. Mattel’s generosity can be your gain – at long last – another Free Stuff giveaway! This time around, we’ll be giving away one carded King Hssss, sealed up in his white mailer box, from my Club Eternia subscription.
Three very simple ways to enter, for up to three chances to win:
- Submit a caption for this picture using “Leave a Reply” below.
- Head to our AFP Facebook page, press the Like button, and leave a comment on our wall about which of the Snake Men is your most wanted.
- Follow our AFP Twitter feed (@ActionFigPics) and retweet this giveaway to your followers.
We’ll announce the winner, who will be selected at random, on Monday – so you’ll know in advance of Tuesday’s sale date on MattyCollector.com. Good luck!
Jake the Snake: you will be a welcome addition to MY, snake farm, Hssss! you know you can’t resisssssst!
[b]King H:[/b] Your story in “Beyond the Mat” was sadder than the [i]New Adventures{/i] sculpts.
[b]Jake:[/b] *teardrop*
King Hiss for the win! never had you as a kid, now I need you!
Jake: I hope you don’t mind me bagging these snakes for my next match.
King Hssss. You bag snakes?!?! You sicko!
Mattel did a great job on King Hiss
Hey Ron Jeremy, you wanna have fun with a real snake-man?
Feeling that one snake wouldn’t be enough for a fight against King Hsss, Jake Roberts decided that gluing multiple snakes together was a much more effective route.
Together Jake we can become TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jake, I don’t know how to tell you this….. I’d really love to have those boots, man. It’s your call… the easy way or the hard way?
King Hsss: “Sorry, Jake, you’re just too hairy to be a snake. How about ‘The Badger?’… Yep, Jake ‘The Badger’ Roberts.”
“Ma here says were twins….. Let’s Wrastle!
Jake: wait till snake-a-mania rains down on you brother!.. Hiss: Really?
Jake the Snake: “Do you smell what the Snake is cooking?”
King Hsss: “No, I don’t…but I smell your arm-pitsssss.”
(While looking at Jake’s boots) King Hsss: Grandma?!
JS: “Yeah I AM on a drug. It’s called. ‘Jakethesnake.’ It’s not available, ‘cuz if you try it once you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.”
KH: “…”
JS: “Are you staring at my goddess? You’re awesome. I love you.”
Hsss: No, I would NOT like to play with your sssnake Mr. Roberts!!!
Roberts 3:16 says I just took the Hsss outta you!!!
Jake ‘the snake’: “you were supposed to stay in the sack and let me carry your slithery a** to the ring, not walk alongside with me…”
King Hisss: (with a sarcastic, blank stare at Jake)”…serious??? that’s Damian’s job to be in the sack…I’M king hisss!”